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PostSubject: Hero Of The Derp   Hero Of The Derp Icon_minitimeSun Feb 05, 2012 5:33 am



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Herp of the Derp


Not only am I a hero, I am a hero... of the lance.

Since I have no idea what that entails, I am about to step into a world of
mystique, magic, and other M words. I'm hoping for a bit more than a top down
shooter this time, maybe an rpg or something...


The game starts with giving me several characters to choose from. Since, despite
the ADD moniker,this is a Dragonlance game, I am vaguely aware of the characters
here, and I select Flint, the surley old dwarf. Actually, it wouldn't matter if
I was aware or not, I ALWAYS select the dwarf. Something about a bearded midget
with an ax just gets me hard, I guess.

Alright Flint, let us rockit some sockiths!

Wait, what the hell?

For some reason now I'm the girl. Maybe that wasn't a character select afterall. In which case... huh?

Ok, so anyway, I'm the girl. Lets see what she's made of.


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Not shown: worst. Animation. Ever.

Well, she can sure walk back and forth. Awesome. I can't even seem to get her to enter that door next to her. What if I head for that hole...

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Oops

Oh.

Alright, now I'm the big barbarian dude, represented in this game as a blue splotch.

He too has mastered the art of running from one side to the other, but can't quite manage to enter the nearbye door. Let's see how he does with the hole of death...


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My kingdom for a jump button!!

Damn.

Alright, next up is Rastlin, a magic dude in a robe, now surely he can...


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Wait for it...

Damn!

Well maybe this guy...

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Nope

Fuck!

wh-


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Wait a sec, how do you-

FUCK!

Ok, screw-


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Grrrrrrrrr

RAAUUGGHHH!!!!

Alright, fuck it.

Time Played: 3 or 4 minutes.
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