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Posts : 182 Join date : 2011-12-03 Location : Delta City
| Subject: Hero Of The Derp Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:33 am | |
| Herp of the Derp Not only am I a hero, I am a hero... of the lance.
Since I have no idea what that entails, I am about to step into a world of mystique, magic, and other M words. I'm hoping for a bit more than a top down shooter this time, maybe an rpg or something...
The game starts with giving me several characters to choose from. Since, despite the ADD moniker,this is a Dragonlance game, I am vaguely aware of the characters here, and I select Flint, the surley old dwarf. Actually, it wouldn't matter if I was aware or not, I ALWAYS select the dwarf. Something about a bearded midget with an ax just gets me hard, I guess.
Alright Flint, let us rockit some sockiths!
Wait, what the hell?
For some reason now I'm the girl. Maybe that wasn't a character select afterall. In which case... huh?
Ok, so anyway, I'm the girl. Lets see what she's made of.Not shown: worst. Animation. Ever.Well, she can sure walk back and forth. Awesome. I can't even seem to get her to enter that door next to her. What if I head for that hole...OopsOh.
Alright, now I'm the big barbarian dude, represented in this game as a blue splotch.
He too has mastered the art of running from one side to the other, but can't quite manage to enter the nearbye door. Let's see how he does with the hole of death...My kingdom for a jump button!!Damn.
Alright, next up is Rastlin, a magic dude in a robe, now surely he can...Wait for it...Damn!
Well maybe this guy... NopeFuck!
wh-Wait a sec, how do you-FUCK!
Ok, screw-GrrrrrrrrrRAAUUGGHHH!!!!
Alright, fuck it.
Time Played: 3 or 4 minutes. | |
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