The Incest Family

Posts : 182 Join date : 2011-12-03 Location : Delta City

Now I now who to hunt down...

So you probably are asking youself:

"Why so long between posting new retro reviews (totally)"

Well, I'll tell you, it's because there were a metric fuckton of awful NES games, and part of my whole dealie was that I would play every game I possibly could, no matter how bad the game is.

But this...

This is fucking pushing it.

Another Addams Family game.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?

Why would there be TWO of these godamn things?!? How was this greenlit?!? However, after trying to play this game the same night I played Pugsleys Quest, I decided at the time that I would rather drink acid than play another Addams game.

Yet here I am, yet again, 3am and I'm about to play the stupid thing.... and stalling.

Stalling so well, so greatly, that maybe none will notice if I don't play the game at all...

I found myself jumping for this noose most of the time that I played.

NO?!?

Fine. It sucked. Get fucked.

But at least this shit is done, I-

WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Total time played: about 4 minutes spread out over two months.